Urethra! Bad Traits for Bad Investigators

First of all, if you have somehow ended up here but haven't heard of A.N.I.M.'s Eureka! PLEASE visit the link bellow, the game is FOR THE TIME BEING completely free, and the itch page functions as a really good on-board for the system. I promise you will not regret giving Eureka a chance.

Urethra!, however, is a fanmade Pay-If-You-Must comedic supplement for critically acclaimed urban fantasy noir, Eureka! It includes a grand total of 14 new traits for your Eureka! investigators which range in degrees of utility from objectively bad to "actually kinda pretty good." All 14 traits, while mostly bad, are designed to be perfectly functional, and should slot unobtrusively in (nearly)any Eureka! Mystery!

Born almost exclusively out of my own drug-addled ruminations on the FANTASTIC Eureka! roleplaying game, this 'product' is admittedly closer to a shit post than much of a supplement to actually use. However, if you enjoy Eureka! you're at least likely to get a chuckle out of Urethra, and who knows! You might just find the perfect trait to complete your dream investigator waits inside this simple document!